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HOLY SHIT - I just bought this game TONIGHT and played it for the first time in 10 years!

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A Tip From A Married Man:

If there is a lesson to be learned from this morning’s escapades, it’s that a gentleman should make friends with a lady’s vibrator. A few orgasms on her own, letting her put herself into the proper state of mind and body.

Then, it’s easy to go from feeling her body tense as you lay next to her, to kneeling between her open thighs, slipping in as she presses her magic wand against herself. The powerful buzzing vibrating me as I barely and gently slip slowly in and out.

The extra intensity of feeling me stretch her, filling her up… it got her off again and again. Squeezing as I move with more and more gentle momentum. Making her body rise and fall, playing her like an instrument, losing track of time and the number of times her body tells me she’s climaxing.

After yelps and moans and orgasm after orgasm, I finally flip her on her side, wrap my arm around her top thigh and press it to my chest. My other hand squeezes her ass and pulls it back down my length. I lose myself in the rhythm and just fuck her like a beast, steady and hard. Powerful thrusts into her, with the head of her vibrator never leaving her pussy. She pushes it hard against herself, practically screaming as her body bucks violenly, wracked with another burst of intense, banging, grinding pleasure.

You see, gents, if you love her toys, and team up with them, it isn’t a “you vs. her vibe” situation. Ask her to use it for you. Have her show you. And after a while, the next time you’re not around and she picks it up, she’ll think of you. And the next time you ask her to get it out for you, maybe she’ll think of the way her buzzing buddy makes her come so hard — and equate that feeling with you.

Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and gentlemen, buying her a vibrator had resulted in more amazing sex than all the candy, flowers, and jewelery I’ve ever bought put together. Plus, it shows her that you care about HER pleasure. It’s hard to go wrong that way.

Ladies… am I on target here?

THIS!

Good show, old sport

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