Mardi McFly - webcam girl extraordinaire

Hi! Ms. McFly at ya service : home made porn creator - Suicide Girl - zombie survivalist - spfx makeup artist - piercing apprentice - used panty lover - 420 enthusiast - beer drinker - Coast to Coast AM addict - Dark Tower junkie -
Recent Tweets @Mardi_McFly

Just because.

Oh and my hair looks fab -

Stuff n junk that I’ve been up to -

new doo.

All this Norman Reedus talk has got me thinking about DragonCon of ‘08! 3 days of drunken, costumed debauchery!

I have been having an insane amount of dreams about Norman Reedus over the last month or two. I mean, nearly every night and it’s always the same situation -
I’m camping/traveling with a large group of people (him included, guess that’s influenced by the Walking Dead) and he’s outrageously nice to me, but married. I’m swooning over him the entire dream, feeling sick every time I see his wife (last night was played by Scary Spice) touch him. I catch him staring at me from a far, he touches my arm when he passes by and then last night he gave me this strange, red, square-like necklace. 
It never goes any further than that. What strikes me as weird is every time I wake up in the middle of the dreams, when I fall back asleep I go directly back into where I left off. I mean, every damn time and I wake up a LOT throughout the night.
On top of the frustrating Reedus dreams, last night I had a show down with some thugs that were on the verge of raping and possibly killing my cousin and I. They had followed us on a hike through the woods and somehow cornered us in their house, filled with whores and more thugs toting big guns. The “leader” stood outside in the patio area, telling my cousin he was going to fuck her and I started pleading with the other men in the house. “Please! This is wrong, I know you know this is wrong. Please, just giving me a knife, something and I can get us out of here!” Apparently the others didn’t exactly get down like the leader did, so this short, hulking bald man glances over his shoulder, see’s it’s clear, nods and hands me a HUGE automatic gun. I hesitated to take it, telling him, “I swear if you attack me from the back I’m going to kill you.” but he didnt. I gripped the gun and just then, the leader walked in with my cousin in tow. I pulled the trigger and watched in amazement as the bullets ripped through his stomach, guts and blood spraying everywhere. This set off a small war, everyone in the house was shooting, getting shot and screams filled my ears. It ended just as fast as it started - suddenly it was silent and I was pulling my cousin towards the back door. We made it outside, bodies everywhere and I am soaked in blood. I see my little sister sprinting across the yard towards me and I fall to my knees. She drops to my level and squeezes me tight and we’re both crying. “I can’t believe we’re not dead, I can’t believe we’re not dead…” I just keep repeating it until I wake up.
Crazy, right?

I have been having an insane amount of dreams about Norman Reedus over the last month or two. I mean, nearly every night and it’s always the same situation -

I’m camping/traveling with a large group of people (him included, guess that’s influenced by the Walking Dead) and he’s outrageously nice to me, but married. I’m swooning over him the entire dream, feeling sick every time I see his wife (last night was played by Scary Spice) touch him. I catch him staring at me from a far, he touches my arm when he passes by and then last night he gave me this strange, red, square-like necklace. 

It never goes any further than that. What strikes me as weird is every time I wake up in the middle of the dreams, when I fall back asleep I go directly back into where I left off. I mean, every damn time and I wake up a LOT throughout the night.

On top of the frustrating Reedus dreams, last night I had a show down with some thugs that were on the verge of raping and possibly killing my cousin and I. They had followed us on a hike through the woods and somehow cornered us in their house, filled with whores and more thugs toting big guns. The “leader” stood outside in the patio area, telling my cousin he was going to fuck her and I started pleading with the other men in the house. “Please! This is wrong, I know you know this is wrong. Please, just giving me a knife, something and I can get us out of here!” Apparently the others didn’t exactly get down like the leader did, so this short, hulking bald man glances over his shoulder, see’s it’s clear, nods and hands me a HUGE automatic gun. I hesitated to take it, telling him, “I swear if you attack me from the back I’m going to kill you.” but he didnt. I gripped the gun and just then, the leader walked in with my cousin in tow. I pulled the trigger and watched in amazement as the bullets ripped through his stomach, guts and blood spraying everywhere. This set off a small war, everyone in the house was shooting, getting shot and screams filled my ears. It ended just as fast as it started - suddenly it was silent and I was pulling my cousin towards the back door. We made it outside, bodies everywhere and I am soaked in blood. I see my little sister sprinting across the yard towards me and I fall to my knees. She drops to my level and squeezes me tight and we’re both crying. “I can’t believe we’re not dead, I can’t believe we’re not dead…” I just keep repeating it until I wake up.

Crazy, right?

lewsmithart:

optimisticallychallenged:

Lmao

A fail for the presenter; a win for the class ^_^

Hey, it might be a lot less on your dash if you follow http://beardymod.tumblr.com I would recommend following that one. I love everything you do Mardi, and I have been following you since SG. Loyal follower

Job hunting in this economy is fuckin’ awful.
Buy my porn for less than half it’s value - 34 videos & 300 photos for $100
1250 Tokens @ SkinVideo
2000 Tokens @ MFC
www.mardimcfly.com

Job hunting in this economy is fuckin’ awful.

Buy my porn for less than half it’s value - 34 videos & 300 photos for $100

1250 Tokens @ SkinVideo

2000 Tokens @ MFC

www.mardimcfly.com

Will you all please, pretty please, rate and admire my MFC profile so my cam score will go up? Thank you!
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/MardiMcFly

Will you all please, pretty please, rate and admire my MFC profile so my cam score will go up? Thank you!

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/MardiMcFly

Happy Valentines Day to me!

My sweetie took me to an arcade and Red Lobster - awesome night!

Buy this bad boy for me and I’ll give you ALL my content plus any future content!
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/jimmyjane-form-2

Buy this bad boy for me and I’ll give you ALL my content plus any future content!

http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/jimmyjane-form-2

MFC shave n shower show! Come see me!

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/MardiMcFly

I just want to let everyone know, that from now on, you will ONLY be able to receive my content through payment of SkinVideo or MyFreeCams tokens -

I was using the Square Up thing for credit cards, but it will not allow me to hide my real information - it straight up sends the customer a MAP of where I live. Not cool. 

Right now on SkinVideo you can purchase them for HALF the price they are listed for here on my website.

- ONCE I START SCHOOL MY CONTENT WILL DISAPPEAR FOREVER -

PLEASE REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD